--50 Universal Truths About Men--

1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.

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2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.

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3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.

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4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.

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5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.

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6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.

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7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.

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8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.

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9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.

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10. If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel helpless.

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11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.

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12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.

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13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.

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14. If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a brat, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.

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15. Sitting quietly next to me after you’ve made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You’ll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.

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16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I’m considering leaving you.

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17. I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a girl.

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18. You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.

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19. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?

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20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I listened to you talk about what is important to you.

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21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.

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22. You look hot in a dress.

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23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel you're my mother.

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24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.

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25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.

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26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you’re married!?

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27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.

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28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.

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29. Being respected is more important to me that being loved.

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30. I want every guy to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go.

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31. When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important that what you say..

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32. I hate it when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.

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33. I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?

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34. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.

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35. I don’t need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to please you.

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36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory – Go with my actions, that will always tell you what’s in my heart.

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37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something. (Like a favor).

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38. I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point you are trying to make.

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39. If I don’t share what I’m thinking it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting.

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40. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.

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41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing.

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42. Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.

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43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.

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44. If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.

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45. It isn’t how much you weigh; it’s that your body is proportionate which is so attractive.

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46. Sometimes I have weird and strange thoughts. I don’t take them seriously and I don’t want to share them with you (or anyone).

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47. Sometimes you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking. See above.

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48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.

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49. I don’t remember everything about our relationship and that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

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50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.

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~By: Bob Grant, L.P.C. “The Relationship Doctor”

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