You want = You want ~
We need = I want
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It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
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Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
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We need to talk = I need to complain
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Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.
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I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
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You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
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I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.
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Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
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This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
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I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
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I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
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Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
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I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
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Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
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How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
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I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
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Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
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You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
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Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]
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Yes = No
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No = No
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Maybe = No
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I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
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Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.
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Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
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I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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The same old thing = Nothing
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Nothing = Everything
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Everything = My PMS is acting up
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Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole
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I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam
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~By anisha
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